Kid Myths, Fleer Gum and Talking Bird
Friday - March 3, 1972
WOR Show Original Airing
First Line After Theme Ends
Oh, shucks, it's right on the tip of my tongue. . .
Shep spends the show bouncing from subject to subject, all trivia, making references to saving Indian Head Pennies to buy a Ford, collecting gum wrappers, "dildocks", and more.
Dildock - What to do with 87,000 Pepsi Cola caps?
Scouts and Gum trivia. The right number is the winner & enough pennies will get you a Ford!
Dildock - Salt Lake City police car chase with a youth that didn't want another ticket.
Dildock - Credit at Indiana University in Comic Book appreciation.
Dildock - Stereo albums of My Favorite strike bulletins of the 1960's!
Dildock - Lake Charles Louisiana, an armed bandit holding up the credit company asked the lady clerk to take off her pantie hose to tie her up!
Dildock - Chicago, the mystery of the horse in the swing pool.
Dildock - Cleveland, Richard Burton got a bill from Hermes in Monti Carlo!?! Gluttony the only sin not popularised by Hollywood. A future jail able offense.
Dildock - England, Neighbor shoots neighbor when he drops in for tea.
Dildock - Union New Jersey, Do not refuse a beer!?! (a Miller, opportunity missed)
Dildock - Boston, College students buying term papers.
Dildock - NYU, intellectuals can not afford to fail, so they buy all their term papers.
Dildock - Germany, Johnny Weistmuller was pissed on in living color by a chimp. Talking Mina Birds & Toilet paper with smiley faces.
[ Courtesy: Pete Delaney - ]
The Mice Band
No Mini-Bike for bottlecaps
No pony for Gum Wrappers
No Ford for a certain penny
17 year old explains why he was going through a school zone at 85mph
Comic Books 101 at Indiana U.
A Dilldock explains why he likes being a Dilldock
Your favorite strike bulletins of the 1960's
The bank robbery and the panty hose
The wrong Richard Burton
Horse in a swimming pool
IT NEVER STOPS! - BAH- HUMBUG!
The mice band again
By the 1980s the only sin left will be gluttony
Wealthy British neighbor fights back with a helicopter and a shotgun
Don't refuse a beer in New Jersey
It doesn't start in the east
Term Papers Unlimited
"There's no moral fiber at today's colleges'. That's why I buy my term papers."
Porgy the monkey saturates Johnny Weissmuller
What a mynah bird thinks of TV
Toilet paper with smiley faces
IN THE CONTROL ROOM: Don Criqui (SIC), Herb, Jerry
PERSONAL RATING - 9
Engineer & other people in the control booth
Herb who was not in the Cub Scouts.
Leigh Brown his producer finds a gum wrapper in the control booth.
Don Crikey who went to Notre Dame could go back to school for comic books.
Station ID (All times approximate)
Speaking of dildocks, we have another dildock here, if I may salute another contestate dumb dumb self imposed, . . . Speaking of that word association, this is WOR New York
Needs to be ID'd William Tell Overture on odd instruments (sounds like a Spike Jones rendition) with a nose flute accompaniment.
Dum, Dee, Dum, Dum tag from the Dragnet television series. Used as a Dilldock salute opening and closing flourish.
Shep sings Sweet Adeline