"Salute to man's constant struggle upward and onward"
Shep describes a red brick firehouse with gargoyles. No one makes building with them anymore. An old church in Holland is rebuilt with gargoyles of Donald Cuck, Pluto, and Snoopy. Gargoyles in life - people you are involved with and how did you get involved with them. What happened?
Shep plays a bunch of commercials on the kazzoo and quizes everyone in the control booth to guess them.
Most people are born with 2 chunks of lead on each side of their head to keep the cottage cheese in.
People's success due to short comings.
A very successful man goes through life with a painful toenail. They find he has a small tumor and it is removed, eliminating the pain. He is no longer driven by the pain and is pennyless in no time. He has lost all ambition.
Short people as TV hosts, and world leaders - Hitler, Napolean
George Washington had painful false teeth