Illiteracy & Fistfights / Ghost town for J S America, Dummy in Dept Store
Monday - April 5, 1976
First Line After Theme Ends
Los Angeles - After failing to open a safe at a car dealership a burglar gives up. What he did not see was the sign on the safe which gave not only the combination but also saying that the safe was empty.
Survey - 44% of 1-6 year olds prefer TV to their fathers.
The rational of choosing between the Mets and your wife.
Mingus Texas - The Super Bowl of bar room brawling.
Colorado - The filming of J.S. America